"It's not too late to turn around. Do your self a favor. Leave. Go to Target, go to United.... Go anywhere else but the other Walmart. May God have mercy on your soul."
"I'm not sure who rusty is and I'm not sure who's property this is on. But it's a nice pond with decent fishing. Pick up your trash and don't make a mess. And bring a bone for the barking dog."
"Not as cool as the batcave... Okay I guess."
"Try the burrito bowl - they are cheap and tasty!"