"Don't get the cheddar focaccia melt. It's essentially sweaty, barely melted cheese on non-toasted bread. Really? You can't do better than that?"
"Sit in traffic and waste half of your life"
"You'll hear all the stories that don't make any sense"
"Burger and beer deals combined with a great patio space!"
"Come for the dog, stay for the cats"
"Wait in line for what feels like hours while the traffic on rt 28 gets ridiculous"