"Clean beds and a 50% off lotion special right now."
"Never order through the drive thru. They never get anything right."
"They sell puppy mill dogs here."
"Don't come during the weekend to avoid crowds of mouth breathers that just come in with their families to make a meal out of samples."
"Other dog owners, please pick up your pet's waste!"
"Buy the reusable bag here for a lifetime product discount."