"Spring for the "best" car wash option. It really is worth the extra couple bucks."
"Avoid drive-thru at dinner time. So slow!"
"Avoid going there at 9pm. The girl that cleans the floors at that time is incredibly loud and annoying!"
"Cash or check only at vehicle licensing. No plastic!"
"Be sure to tell them Jeff sent you"
"Don't try and dump sod there. They won't let you :("