"Cleanest and best Chinese take-out in the city, hands-down"
"Don't listen to these clowns when it comes to Macs."
"Try not to get here during peak Keno hours (7am-8pm)."
"Take a bath with the jets on."
"Come take a shower while listening to MGMT's 'Electric Feel!'"
"Any vehicle in which Joseph travels in is considered May Force One"