"Some of the best Indian food in town, courtesy of a cart. The saag lamb is killer."
"💻💗💾 Computer resource center hours are: Monday through Thursday 8 am to 9:45 pm, Friday & Saturday 9 am to 4:45 pm."
"Eric, the owner and operator of Grendel's, is discriminatory against people in recovery. He treats them in a suspicious, punitive, unkind way regardless of how much money they spend at his coffee shop"
"Witness hilarious fights between clients and security guards! Don't bring your knucks, meth pipe, knife, or "medical" marijuana: it will be confiscated! You might even get a new charge!"
"Please leave the screaming baby with a baby sitter. Or on a street corner! Just don't take them to a coffee shop. Any. Ever."