Ed Castillo

"Step up your cooking game - there's a magical world of ingredients here."

"At least on this day, incredibly slow internet. But you know, coffee..."

"Skip the fries."

"The men's room smells like sadness. But Britney Spears' "...Baby One More Time" came on so there's that."

"Say hi to Roberto!"

"If you go fast enough, you can reverse the spin of the earth. Trust me I've done it like a dozen times."