"Parents, there are way better toddler swim classes at Killarney or Templeton! Don't sign up at this gong show! Too bad our usual class at Killarney was full & we had to settle for this. Never again!"
"Please stop stalking me about the Executive Membership, it doesn't fit my needs. We may have to break up if you're clingy."
"Please don't block the aisle w/ your buggy just for a sample! It's pathetic..."
"Park underground but don't walk up the ramp like an idiot, there's stairs you know :)"
"Bathrooms were filthy nasty... Bring hand sanitizer!"
"Vanilla-Orange flouride is the best flavor! :)"