Ishmael Plumkins

"Has American foods, for some reason. Look, if I wanted some disgusting Campbell's soup, I would've stayed in the US. But there are some nice French foods here to try, too."

"Entrance is inside Chattanooga. Go in, take the stairs down on your left side."

"Their dumbass website says they are open till 6 PM, when in fact it's till 5. Had to make an extra trip because of these morons."

"Forget the trains... Watch out for the gate arm which will bop you on the head if you are next to it and not paying attention..."

"Six bucks for a three-ounce serving of ice cream. Highway robbery, anyone?"

"How can you move to a brand new building and not install any electrical outlets in the waiting area for your customers??! Heck, the old place had more outlets than this one!"