"Ask about gates here, the reader-board is never correct. The gates seem to change more frequently than the excuses for why. I hope the pilots aren't this disorganized, or this will be a short trip ✈️"
"Be sure to eat the BBQ while it's hot! Hamza also has the best parties in town!!!! 😎"
"The teriyaki chicken is almost as delightful as the people in Arar!"
"Best 600 SAR thobs in Yanbu Al Bahar!"
"Evidently power cords now cause airplanes to crash, so you can't take them as carry-ons. What rhymes with "luck" Dubai Airport!"