"Charles is the best guide and an absolute doll."
"Walk a few blocks down on the right just pass the liquor store is a small road with the original Bliss Family house"
"The best massages are from Nick and Libby."
"New Apple Crisp and Red Red Wine Ice cream is terrific. The Lech Walesa sandwich brings Poland right to your lips"
"When you're in the chocolate bed, with nipples hard and swollen head, close the door to the purple room, wear your cap and get ready to boom."
"If you happen upon Angel Nails on Broadway, do not pass up the opportunity for a back massage from Sidney. You will fall asleep for sure. Definitely get the half hour"