Paul Ellis

"Fun with friends at the Big Mystery salsa bar where nuclear accidents happen, three cups per person."

"Tell bartender Mike you're adding him on Facebook"

"A café on wheels this bus is a must at the hour most are too pooped to give a shit."

"No TSA pre-check before finally being released into this dismal barnyard of a few B 50s gates. Tiny bar w/both seats full & a laughably small duty free shop for a few hundred travelers."

"For the most fun and the hottest ticket to hell, finagle a seat on the Sinnersrow side of the bar. Bless you."

"Beware The Otter, with its reckless porpise squirtings."