"The quiz master is garbage. Everyone cheats at trivia and he just picks certain teams to hate on!"
"Stepping on the paint is bad luck for the football team and the university! Show your pride and STAY OFF THE PAINT!!"
"If you don't eat canes then f*** you!!"
"Don't get shot. This place is sketch!"
"If you don't drink sprittles then F#*$ you!!!"
"You will get lost. Come here early to find your class on time!!"