"Bring a controller or a fun board game!"
"Feeling saucy? Make a deposit! They don't bite...hard."
"Chinese water torture is more bearable. Bring a book. They're slow."
"The Mayor likes Yuengling and Blue Moon. Bringing some over almost always guarantees a good time."
"Mike who works here is awesome, great for conversation and totally cool."
"Half price after 11pm! Can't beat it!"