"Food isn't the same after Brian left. Now all you get is another half assed sandwich with the same attention you get from a dirty fork."
"everything is better with vodka"
"Best way to get away from the local tourists and paparazzi is to find I Love Shanghai Lounge."
"Without a doubt the best Moroccan restaurant in the city."
"Best hangover breakfast left of the Huangpu river. Stumbling distance from the bar."
"Did someone say popcorn? I am in."