Ilana

"The parakeets look cute but they're dangerous little sods that like to dive bomb. Watch out."

"The last private resident of 10 Downing St was named Mr Chicken."

"This is what it looks like on a gloomy day."

"*bring. Not being. Autocorrect."

"Being headphones so you don't have to listen to the hip-hippety-hop. Unless you like it. In which case you'll be in start-up heaven."

"My favourite bit are the men who are a dressed a bit like Beefeaters. They're, like, porters or waiters or something. Slaves."