"Twin Peaks has a much better atmosphere with surround sound. Food is delivered cold here bc the waitress can't hear their orders. Whatevs"
"Don't take the oranges! You get fined $500 per orange!"
"Love the look of this place"
"Cafeteria food is way better than UHS."
"Most of the first floor apts are infested with roaches! Bring your scotch tape and start patching it up!"