"Make sure to use their exchange program. They will take a piece of paper from you and exchange it for MONEY!!!"
"Don't forget to Tip your Drivers."
"Check out Nate's mug hanging above the taps. Evil Twin Rules"
"WTF!!! 10% ethonal? Bad times are ahead."
"Check out the new Boise Gravity Shuttle! Get a ride up the mountain and bike back down to your car. Don't forget to mention you saw it on Foursquare. 342-1900"
"Don't forget to go in for your free Medium one topping birthday pizza."