Kamal Vincent Shaw

""Reservations are most helpful...""

"This is a wifi location. If you have any trouble connectingn just ask them to press the reset button on the modem. They'll be happy to oblige."

"Culture Vulture Central. Nothing in this Goddamn bar is Jamaican at all. They don't even have Red Stripe. They insult Rastas by serving all their food with pork. Fuck them."

"If you have problems here, it's best just to run up to the second floor where they seem to hoard their most competent people out of reach of the hoi polloi."

"Rude staff. I wanted to kick in the security glass for the douchebaggery."

"I found my writing spot. I'm about to be the black Bukowski up in this bitch."