"Brilliant outdoor playground which almost makes up for how disappointingly poor 'Magna' is."
"If you unlock the 'check-in special' don't bother. The staff have no clue at all what it is! An excellent promotion!"
"EIGHT members of staff stood around doing nothing today and not one interested in asking if I needed help. Awful service. I miss Best Buy."
"Free Wi-fi very welcome. Should be the standard in places like this."
"Try the new Christmas pizza. Nice and spicy."
"Two pillows for £5 currently. Bargain."