Ian Lesperance

"Leave. Now."

"Select “Sprache” on the washing machines to change the language."

"The “medium” spice level is pretty weak. And even though your initial spice selection is limited to a maximum level of 10, once seated you have the option to purchase more, up to a level 20."

"When booking a room, avoid the newer “east” building. Instead, splurge on the “annex”—the oldest of the buildings. (Or, at the very least, the “main” building.)"

"When staying overnight, visit the outside baths after dinner, as you’ll have them practically all to yourself."

"Consistently delicious espresso. Beans by Counter Culture."