"The little fitness area is pretty cool. Fun place to do pull-ups, leg raises, etc."
"I think they like to take as long as humanly possible to make a freaking sandwich."
"Go to class or something."
"Since you're here, STAY OFF THE LOGO!"
"Probably the best place to chill on campus. There's usually a nice breeze and a good view."
"The wifi here is pretty spotty. Sometimes, you can use it on one device, but not another."