"I've been coming here since I was Standard 5. Form 5 now."
"Try the ouefs benedictine with salmon, totally worth it!"
"wtfff, dude you created a place for your own bedroom. gurl, whut?"
"Wifi password is: d3d3d3d3d3."
"It's amazing here! The service is not bad. The rooms are beautifully decorated. Just stay here and you'll love it!"
"Amazing place. Really quiet and peaceful. And there's a Jamie's Italian here! :D"