"Get the penthouse suite, if you don't..you're not us"
"be prepared for the slow security gaurd at the front gate..its going to take him 4 minutes to say your name"
"uh woohoo aah haa, uh say what uh say what!.."
"make sure to bring your appetite :)"
"come get your custom Coolington wood jewelry here!"
"Be sure to enjoy the chicken & fries with a side of bare naked titties :)"