"Chip and gravy - awesome"
"The Super Porridge is boss!"
"Pre book for the Genius Bar, but take advantage of the free wifi whilst you wait."
"How rude! Shocking, very angry staff everywhere. Glad I don't work here. I wonder if LJLA's management read this? I bet they don't. Maybe the marketing team need a kick the arse."
"Make sure you don't need wifi access, cos it's v-poor"