"Be sure to get here extra early for Morning Party's! But be careful not to make The Queen Hutling grumpy..."
"These are the disgusting nachos you have to look forward to. Don't bother."
"With out a doubt, this was the worst dining experience I have ever had in NYC. And I've dined in some pretty shady places. Beware of Kevin- the 40 year old server who's been there for 8 years. Awful."
"Awesome sandwiches, fresh produce, and salad bar!!"