"I highly recommend the Scotch Egg and a pint of dry English style cider!"
"If you are here for breakfast you MUST have the Hamlet Breakfast for 2! It is absolutely amazing!"
"I don't always drink tea, but when I do it's picked by monkeys! (Try the Monkey Picked Oolong)"
"Get a tattoo while black out drunk!"
"drink 64 ounces of beer in 1 hour!"