"Love the Basil Pesto Pasta! Great selection of flavored ice tea too. Mango is my fav."
"Need Service? Make an appointment by calling 256-517-1391 to get in/out faster!"
"There's a foursquare sign on the front door, but no specials"
"What the heck is the use on having 6 drive thru lanes open if only 2 people are working them and it takes an hour to make a deposit??"
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"Crazy woman will throw rocks at your car, hit you with a broom, or shine a spotlight on you at night if you even stop in the street to look at this historic home."