"The two for 20 is awesome for date night!"
"New management! Prices coming down! Clean and pleasant. Give me a shot! Worth it."
"Just because my room is bright pink doesn't mean I'm a wuss."
"Blackhawks, Bears, Cubs and Sox... Others need not apply."
"Do not eat here! I just about ate a shard of metal!!!! They wouldn't do anything and I could have been injured!"
"If you try waking me up early, be prepared to be treated like an alarm clock. Thrown and hitting the wall."