"Eat here and ask for Misti! Best server ever! Annnnnd, if you have to wait...grab a drink @ Red Star."
"You MUST try The Rustler! It's like Heaven in your mouth! Yummmmmmmm :)"
"Have the bacon cheeseburger pizza! It's BOSS!"
"Visit Ma n' Pa's! Stellar time!"
"Order a plate of bacon and a side of mayo just like Turd F.! Tis the only way to dine."