"If you a order a shot, the bartender turns into Harry Potter and turns your shot into fire!"
"Order first before you take a seat. And don't forget the secret sauce as your dipper for the fries!"
"So far so good! Nachos!"
"Stop by Hazelwood Road Espresso and get the best cup of coffee in town!"
"Seasonal drink: eggnog latte. Try it cut in half with nonfat milk and add two pumps of vanilla."
"Best Eggs Benedict in town! Great service. Everyone is always so friendly."