"Painfully slow service - waited 15 mins for drinks to arrive and over an hour and 10 for the very average food."
"Poor service. Low Quality. Find somewhere else."
"Mr Branson why partner this lot? Truly awful"
"Always abuse the engineer. They love it."
"Always make time, while sitting on the sofa, to flick things at the back of the operators head. It really creates a close bond."
"Bring yer duelling banjo boy"