"Terminal one, security check point three is the worst, slowest and most inept security of any airport. Don't believe them when they tell you the line is faster!! Worst."
"The black 75 goes down smoooooooth. Tastes like amaretto, with sparkles."
"More street fair than 'tasting'"
"Come early, put your sneak-in m&ms in your pockets not purse! Serious bag check."
"50+ people in line and 3 people working at midnight. Oh, youve been on a 6 hr flight? Whatever. Welcome to LA."
"Get the alfajor and the flan for dessert. Both. Share only if you're generous - they're both oh so good."