"Handy convenience store with all the essentials and some local goodies."
"Excellent beers in a beautiful location."
"Nice enough pub but with delusions of grandeur. Think it wishes it was on Islington Upper St, and has the sort of staff who make you feel bad about wanting to be served."
"Some say used to be called Old Jerusalem. My Grandfather, who was cellarman here, said it used to be called The Gates Of Jerusalem. So something with Jerusalem in it then!"
"If the queues at security are are scarily long, there's a queue-jumping fasttrack option which costs £5."
"My Grandfather used to be the cellarman here (in about 1920 or thereabouts!). Srsly."