"Roast beef is SUPER DRY and the mashes pototoes too. The server dropped my friend's bread for her pasta and didn't replace it. We reminded her about it and she only said, "Ay. Hihi."."
"Mon-Thu: Have the jaguar call you out for not wearing your ID. Friday: Walk in (slomo) with your ID, and take a whiff of the lingering disappointment suspended in the lobby air."