Heidi

"Pay cash... They take cards but they charge a surcharge. Also, they give you a card to stamp, after 10 visits you get a free massage!"

"It's always shot o'clock!"

"Sign said bathroom was out of order. I asked the girl at the counter, she said that the light didn't work and toilet didn't flush. I used it to change my shirt and it looked ok, I think they lied."