"Great food, awful service. The servers are in such a rush that one would assume they listen via their rear end."
"After ordering the ice cream tempura I was scratching my head wondering where the ice cream was"
"Please don't have sex on the new furniture, kids. Do it at your house, not my school."
"Never had a complaint here. Their breakfast items are simply divine! My favorite is the classic French Toast with coffee. Can't go wrong!"