"Don't expect fast or great service especially when ordering food. It took 15 minutes to get a menu even after asking multiple times. The back patio is a bonus, but not enough for me to return."
"The deep fried brie is so good!"
"I got food poisoning from here! You've been warned."
"Ask for Eduarda! She's the best!"
"First timers get a free bingo dabber and drink!"
"Admission is good for the entire day as long as you keep your receipt!"