"Half off cuts & color when you book with our newest stylist, Daniel!"
"Don't scoff at the honeybears on the table; just try some on your pizza crust for dessert."
"Best cookie: get the Monster."
"they don't honor the Favuary $5 any sub Sale here and the cashier was a rude little focker."
"try the chicken picatta!"
"Try the Cowboy PLUS pineapple. Makes me purr."