"Heston was here tonight - he has the meat fruit and the pigeon... Go for it!"
"Restaurant just inside the walls has an amazing terrace. Sunshine, seafood platter (great value!), a pint of monaco and a beautiful view. Perfect"
"Get a Japanese Pickles - they're huge!!!"
"New wifi password is 'placerfd12345' - enjoy!"
"Pick your own crabs from the floating baskets that the fishermen bring in - only $5 a kilo and they cook them in from of you"