"Order the enchiladas. They are delicious!"
"Don't come here after 3 PM. It'll be closed."
"This hostel is run by a very generous host. Good accommodations. Only hostel in Culebra; however, it's definitely worth staying. Possibly will need insect repellent."
"Don't try to walk to the beach from the airport or ferry. It is a surprisingly long voyage."
"If you have the opportunity to stay here, don't pass it up. Service is excellent and so is the atmosphere. Take the time to stand on the balcony and just look around. Great experience here."
"Caution to all visitors checking in. This venue is well known for the distribution of Gonaherpasyphilitius. Complains and concerns should be lodged with the mayor."