Juwon

"Every visit solidifies why I hate this place. My group was accused of turning the TV on/off like we were some fucking poltergeists or some shit. Everyone, just go to Mad For Chicken."

"It's worth following this yoga instructor around town - Johan will tell you to pretend your triceps are chocolate bars to get you in the right pose. It's almost not that weird."

"Ask for Maria. Such a sweet person and takes her time making sure you're getting your $80s worth. Take a pic of what you want and she'll make it look even better than the concept you bring her!"