Hank Williams

"Everybody here talks like Cousin Ernie from "I Love Lucy.""

"This place is owned by Kate Pierson of The B-52s. I had to stop by and pay homage."

"Now I know how this place got its name. It's the sound you hear while you wait for your food to be prepared. Almost made me miss my flight. Food is just OK, but lady was very nice."

"The air conditioning in the guest rooms is abysmal. Small and dated bathrooms. Very comfortable beds. Nice staff."

"The Monte Cristo is delicious."

"This hotel is not deserving of the Millennium brand. Truly, the rooms may be a step up from Motel 6. Such a letdown. Front desk staff is in unengaged. So bummed."