Hal Sult

"Only bar in town that can fuck up a burger!"

"Tony finally closed this dump! Thank god no one else will be violated. Don't let him do your taxes either."

"What a dump! At these prices you would think they could remodel .My steak was tough and tasted funky. HAL"

"Try the butthole special it is savory,tangy and quite delicous when prepared properly. Buns up!"

"Try the BUTT sauce on the Tony Burger at La Trattoria or the dog food special served daily! Kwik shop has better food. Big Hal"

"Ribs were gross! Dry with no meat & all we got were bones,pass on dinner here."