Jamie Martin

"Beer pong should only be played with light beer!"

"If you enjoy seeing girls expose their butts and vaginas in public this is the place to go!"

"Wow they've doubled their prices since I went to UW a few years ago!"

"Espresso shots are the most cost efficient source of caffeine for staying out all night. €3 for 75mg vs €7 for 80mg with Red Bull."

"Go to El Pollo Loco across the street first! Woooo!!!"

"Don't go here unless you're absolutely desperate and too lazy to walk to CVS. Everything is so overpriced, esp the liquor. I bought a $6 1/2 gallon of OJ here before."