"Get the slider special and the Pike St. Absinthe cocktail."
"They do a good job with their caramel macchiato but service is too perky or barely there. Depends if higher-ups are around."
"To avoid crowds, I shop between 9:00 and 11:00 p.m.!"
"I love working here. My days off are Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Come see me any other day for a great haircut and/or color service!"