"The most amazing breakfast ever!!! They added new waffles too!!"
"Butterscoth chocolate cream is the.bomb!!!"
"Only place around here to have the 50cent snacks!!!"
"Vaat ees prablem Ehh?? Best feesh curry on thee block!!!"
"Self defense class organized by Council Member Ruben Wills!!! It's free!!! Stop by if you are in the neighborhood!!"
"Ooh the midget porn!!! Love it!!!"