"Shiloh is THE BEST!!!!!! Does exactly what you ask, only charges $35 and us super fabulous! Love her!!!"
"If you're at ORD, try the airplanes. They're AMAZING."
"Get lost trying to find Terminal 2 when you're in Terminal 2."
"Didn't have time for a shower? Don't worry, there's a communal shower just before you head for the gates. Great water pressure, too."
"Don't miss the snack bar at the front of the church. Delicious bread & wine. Service is a little stiff, though."
"Get mad faded in the D(TW)."