"Door handles are slimy ... Gag"
"Don't drop that duh duh duh ayyeee"
"The toilet needs to be cleaned, i mean really? poop On the seat!?! Filth."
"Hit up Corner Convenience on Marshall! Also The Black Sheep is one of the best local restaurants in RVA! Perfect place for a date night!"
"Take advantage of the 4th floor Rosetta Stone language lab! You're paying for it!"