Gregory J.

"Extra large breakfast in the morning, extra large bowel movement in the evening. This place fills you up good for such things, and for pretty cheap prices too! Help give the Amish some manure today!!!"

"Outstanding value and price. Lots of sushi selection, fresh hibachi cooked in front of you at the pickup, and so much more. Highly recommend this for fans of quick and easy Asian cuisine!"

"Be sure to have your own toilet paper handy for this bathroom, lest you're left on the hopper without any. I know someone who can speak from experience, LOL!!"

"What a terrible wait. My body would devour its own fat faster than you get served here at this despicable establishment. Plus where's the cheese on the pizza? WTF! Sauce goes under cheese, not over it"

"Be warned. Many ages ago, one of the men's toilets here was known as Mount Feces. Within the bowl was a horrific amalgamation of chimeric crap that many a man added to. It was near sentience. BEWARE!!"

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